Some E-Cards

Do you guys read the cards on www.someecards.com? Oh my god, if you don’t already, you better start now. They are witty, hilarious, and blunt. I love reading them, sending them, and plastering them on friends’ facebook walls. Matt and I send more e-cards to each other than a real couple would send greeting cards. Here are some of my favorites:

This one sums up how I feel on the weekends:

And then:

True story:

This one sums up how I feel every Monday morning after my weekend binges:

This one sums up every single day of my life:

This one could not be more true. Early morning workouts aren’t my thing. Let’s be honest.

This is probably how most people feel:

Or:

STORY OF MY LIFE:

Every weekend for my girlfriends and me:

And:

And this just makes me laugh over and over:

Do you have a favorite e-card? Share!

Also, what’s your favorite humorous website?

  • Shanna, like Banana

    Hahaha, I love these. My sister-in-law sent one about being a MILF when I found out I was pregnant!

    • http://www.hungrymeetshealthy.com/ Christina

      you are totally going to be a milf!!

  • Kourtney Elliott

    HA!  LOVE it!

  • http://profiles.google.com/laurenbochicchio Lauren Bochicchio

    do you remember when there were “bumperstickers” on facebook.  those used to be part of that and i would send them to EVERYONE

    • http://www.hungrymeetshealthy.com/ Christina

      ahah yes holy crap

  • http://profiles.google.com/laurenbochicchio Lauren Bochicchio

    do you remember when those were “bumper stickers” on facebook.  i would send them to EVERYONE

  • http://www.drizzleofsunshine.blogspot.com Joanna

    HAHA! Omg, I love those!! I saw a book of them at Urban Outfitters but these were new to me. Thanks for the laugh!

  • http://foodnessgracious.blogspot.com/ Foodness Gracious

    I’m checking these out and blasting a whole bunch to some people tomorrow. Muhahaha..

  • Amanda H.

    I saw the one yesterday that talks ab getting to the original weight of 6 lbs 7 oz and CRACKED up! Best one I’ve seen in a while!

  • Kelsey Gilmore

    LOVE the last one!!!  I may swipe it ;)

  • http://twitter.com/AHealthySlice Brittany

    Hah! I love these cards.. I’m trying to pick my favorite… it might be the ‘daydreams of being skinny are interrupted by the sound of me chewing’! They are all pretty fantastic though :)

  • http://simplyshaka.wordpress.com/ Tiffany

    I LOVE someecards but I dont go on there enough! My new favorite site is theoatmeal.com

    • http://www.hungrymeetshealthy.com/ Christina

      i love that site too

  • http://www.confessionsofachocoholic.com/ Bianca Garcia

    Too funny! I go to damnyouatocorrect.com every now and then for laughs.

  • http://soakandsimmer.blogspot.com Carly

    Hahaha I love the binge and purge one!

  • Diana

    ummm the one about running and calling the police should be my official slogan!  i HATE running, especially in this humid weather.  if you ever see me sprinting like the dickens it’s probably b/c i got the last michael kors bag from tj maxx and an angry (yet stylish) mob of ladies is chasing me.  LOL

    • http://www.hungrymeetshealthy.com/ Christina

      haha! you can create your own e-card…you need to do it with that quote…”angry (yet stylish)” hahaha i love you

  • http://itsalittlebitofrain.blogspot.com/ Audra

    OMG, the “I wish cake went straight to my boobs” is BRILLIANT.

  • http://bakealittle.wordpress.com Bakealittle

    bahahaha these are amazing! I love the “unfortunately my daydreams about being skinny are interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.” haha LOVE IT!

  • http://sunnyseedstories.tumblr.com/ Lisa @ Sunny Seed Stories

    Have you tried http://crazythingsparentstext.com/ yet? So good.

  • Claire (www.dine-and-dash.com)

    The police one still cracks me up to this day…har har har. Thanks for the mid-afternoon laugh. The chocolate cookie I just ate is likely to put me in a coma ;)

  • Sam

    haha these are awesome.  i went to the site, where are the ones about exercising? under sports maybe?

  • Sheanna

    A) Your body is NOT a maximum security prison for fat.  Mine is.  So there.  Be jealous, it’s fine.

    B) Great.  Now I want bacon.

    C) Oddly enough, a friend of mine just posted one of these on Facebook about proper bathroom behavior.  He said he was going to post it in the bathroom at work…He owns a bar.  The diagram was HILARIOUS!

    • http://www.hungrymeetshealthy.com/ Christina

      i want to see it! send a linK!

  • Megan

    http://www.happyplace.com/4033/the-most-awkwardly-public-break-ups-in-facebook-history

    and the website has soooo much more…prepare to spend hours burning off those weekend calories with laughter! :)

  • http://twitter.com/chsgirlblog Christy

    Lol… I love the going out with a large group of girlfriends thing… never thought of it that way, but it’s so true. :)

  • http://lifesabowl.wordpress.com/ Allison

    TOO FUNNY!  Thanks for sharing :D

  • Cassandra

    E-Cards is such a great website!! 

    I’d love for you to join in doing the Seven Link Challenge! I read your blog all of the time and would love to hear about your most memorable posts! http://wp.me/p1yRAz-yi

    xo, cassandra

  • http://www.icouldbeordinary.com amanda

    my co-worker and i send these cards to each other all day long. as we sit right next to each other. we laugh hysterically. i would love to meet some of the people who create these funny little cards. so far-my fave is: if you see me running, call the police. mwahaha.